Genghis Khan: The Greatest Pimp of All Time

By J -
"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters"

- Genghis Khan

So according to Wikipedia, the wealthiest person by far (alive or dead) in all of human history was Genghis Khan. I don't know how they came up with these numbers, but this will give you an idea of how much richer Genghis was compared to everyone else ever:

Genghis Khan had a net worth of 713.2 billion dollars, over twice as much as the second wealthiest person of all time, J.D. Rockefeller, who had a net worth of 318.3 billion dollars.

Can you imagine that? You got so much wealth, you can't rid of it fast enough. You conquer over half of the Eurasian continent. Nobody fucks with you, because you've got a reputation as the biggest badass of all time.

Comments

Roger Williams said…
That may even be an underestimation of how much loot Genghis' horde took during his lifetime. I suppose there could be some argument as to whether or not it "belonged" to Genghis, since his usual custom was to evenly distribute the loot to the troops, and keep the rest in reserve to fund the never ending war effort.

For such a theoretically rich man, Genghis hated the rich, and disdained luxuries until the day he died.
December 6, 2008 at 10:32 PM
J said…
Sounds like Robin Hood!
December 7, 2008 at 8:02 AM
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